Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Holy Uncle

One bright happy saturday morning, John went to Toa Payoh Central for a nice happy breakfast at a nice happy foodcourt.

John: La la la dum dee dum doo doo bee boop... (just joking)

-Flag-selling Sec One boy approaches enthusiastically-

-John eyes him warily...-

Boy: UNCLE, would you like to donate??

John: 0.o....

No, seriously, wth?? There I am, wearing a very normal, very poly-student-like green Freshbox tee shirt bought from Bugis with a simple pair of pants, slinging a practical little white and grey Converse bag over my shoulder, walking at a brisk pace, and a boy calls me an UNCLE??

I mean, 'Sir' or 'X-cuse me' or even 'Oei' would be fantastically fine, but.. UNCLE??

Must be my studies.

Hear that, peeps? ARCHITECTURE MAKES YOU AGE FASTER.

jOhn thought at 12:43 PM