Sunday, December 30, 2007

ARSO

Authority for the Re-alignment of Senile Opinion (ARSO)[Ah-Soh]

Department of the Police Force


Mission

"To pre-empt, suppress and eradicate extremism of opinion amongst adult individuals, male and female, over the age of 50. Aforementioned individuals express opinions that reflect the onset of senility due to old age, out-datedness in thinking, extreme propositions, overt conservatism, or antisocial religious fervour."


Vision

"To nurture and sustain a society which promotes healthy debate exclusive to fresh-minded, passionate, open-minded youth or young-at-heart, in order to advance Humanity's twin growth-engines of Arts and Sciences."


Examples of individuals or organisations to be 're-educated':

-Individuals or organisations who condemn films like The Da Vinci Code or The Golden Compass.
-Individuals who propose the banning of violent video games.
-People who practice any religion full time, without any personal connection to mainstream society.
-People who believe their own opinion is sovereign and should be enforced upon everyone else without question.
-Adult men who think they're always right about everything from matters of state or matters of business, based on obselete 'experience'.
-People who debate by mocking the other team's 'stupidity' of 'foolishness' by going 'ha ha ha', without any valid counter-argument given for such an outburst.

... got this from somewhere o_0

jOhn thought at 6:59 AM

Saturday, December 29, 2007

Encyclopeadia

"Imagine a world in which every single person on the planet is given free access to the sum of all human knowledge."

— J.Wales, Founder of Wikipedia

jOhn thought at 12:41 PM