Friday, April 22, 2005

I have made cOntact.

Haha.. have you read my Casino essay? its just below this.. sorry for not blogging so long.. wanted readers to read it.. haha. know there r not many regulars to tis vv new blog though =(

aNywAy..........



Finally!! After two days of a trails and tribulation, John has finally made a new breakthrough!. He has learned to wear contacts!!

Yep. Got my first pair of cantacts. The first day, I kept trying to stuff the flimsy piece of magic into my eyeballs. Unfortunately, everytime my balls, I mean eyeballs, detected any foreign particle whatsoever, they would slam shut like a Swiss bank vault security door. And when told I must pinch the lens to remove, i recoiled in horror.. But.. b-b-but, ive never pinched my eyeballs before! -_-.. Suddenly I started to respect all those who finally learnt to use contacts. I was amazed the kind ol' lady didnt pull out all her hair after repeating the same instructions over and over again. Thought I saw steam emitting from her head though.

The second day, I came with a resolution to not leave without bringing them home. You see, the ladies wudnt let me take the contacts home if I didnt master the art of using them first. So I thought to myself: 'come on john, you can do it! this is your tenacity being tested!!'

Magically, I started improving after the girl said something which i interpreted as questioning my manhood -_-. Okay, not reli la. what she said was: Ni shi nan ren lei.. zhe me bu ke yi... HAHA. Likewise, I was inspired by tales of 8-9 year old boys accomplishing the feat that was my ultimate goal. Was also quite surprised when told that there were those who, try as they might, could not learn, and had to give up in the end. Sad. Lol. So, I finally learned to control my blinking and relax... and viola! Contacts.

Anyway the girl said the time I took to learn was sumwhere in e middle.. not the shortest, yet not the longest. She added that usually someone with eyes this big ought not to have much trouble though. Now that is a revelation. Truly didn't know I had big eyes. -_-"

And so now John is in contacts! Yipeeeeeee.

Next step: get that freaky pair of 'Radioactive' symbol contacts.. or the 'star' symbol. "john, you have such starry starry eyes!" sing: Twinkle twinkle little eyEez, How I wonder what you are... jkjk. haha. cold. I knoe.



The Interpreter SUCKS. Don't watch it. Too much talking, too little action.

jOhn thought at 1:10 PM