Sunday, April 10, 2005

Women cant be pleased?

Joke by a visiting pastor: (i attend City Harvest Church, btw.)

Once there was a new shopping mall in town. It was a mall made for one purpose; for women to find husbands. It had five floors, but one straaange rule: once you go to the next level, you cant go back down till you get a husband.

So, one fine day, this group of young women came to shop. They entered the first level and a door said: these men have jobs and love raising kids. The women said: 'wow cool! what perfect guys. we should take them.' Then, one cautioned: 'heey.. shudnt we go see the upper floors? maybe got better ones lei?'

They then went up one floor. The sign said: these men have HIGH-paying jobs, love kids, AND are good-lOoking! The women exclaimed: 'cool! thats even better! hmm lets go see the neXt level.'

And they went up to the 3rd level. The sign there said: these men have high paying jobs, love kids, are good looking, AND will do the housework! Now the women were REAlli awestruck, but once again the women decided to go up another floor.

So, they went to the 4th floor. A collective gasp arose from the women! The sign said: these great men have high paying jobs, love kids, are good looking, will do the housework, AND are rOmAntic!. 'WOW!' the women said. What more could we ask for in a man? wahaha. But one woman cut in: 'hey, shouldnt we go see what's on top? Im sure it will b better!' So after some short discussion, they all agreed.

So, tadaa, they were on the 5th floor. The sign said in bold: THIS FLOOR IS ONLY TO PROVE THAT WOMEN CANT BE SATISFIED.

Muhahahahahahahahahaha.

the congregation was like..DIAO.... -___-.. and all the girls/women present were giggling/laughing. so.. hmmmmmm... haha. true notZ, this joke? =pp

uh-oh.. i think i will probably be kidnapped and tortured by the Feminist Association of Singapore. nvm, Jus Bring It'! =p

Jkjk. don't kidnap me.

Anw, lyrics from an Avril song....

Test the sea rising at your feet
How far can u go?
Till u need God's helping hand,
To ride the undertow.

jOhn thought at 8:41 PM