Wednesday, May 11, 2005

Da wEekenD'

Went for a briefing on saturday morning at sp. It was for the upcoming Sports Club Orientation Camp. Major sense of deja vu. They made us sit in groups and play familiar JC-style orientation games like Wacko and stuff.. But must say the forfeits are a little more... liberal. Lol.

Eg, there were these bunch of ppl who kena forfeit, two girls and four guys. So the game ics made them split into 2 group. One girl each. Forfeit was named 'Seven Wonders'. How to play? Simple. Do what they tell you to. So in the end the girls ended up with either hand on either boy's chest, with each boy's hands around her hips, with heads touching and one leg raised. By that time, both girls' faces tured a strange beetroot red. Ha. After that, they made one guy lie down, another guy lie over him, and both girls must put their hands on the guy's butt -_-. They cheated by holding on a waistpouch he wore instead, but the ics relented. STilL, snap went the camera, freezing that moment in time, for the amusement of future batches of freshmen viewing the Sports Club Hall Of Infamy. (made that up myself..) Oh, but the all-too-familiar forfeits of doing the banana dance or writing words with your butt still reigned supreme.

And so, the briefing concluded with a funky HokiE PokiE dance they taught, and then they sent us off with a list of things to bring on the actual day, together with an indemnity form, which essentially relieves singapore poly of any responsibility should the camp participant injure himself/herself and decide to sue the school or something. Haha.

Just imagine..

Overreactive mother: MY SON PRICKED HIS TOE ON A PIN!! DUE TO EXCESSIVE AND POSSIBLY FATAL LOSS OF WHITE AND RED BLOOD CELLS, POSSIBLE IRON ION POISONING, BLOOD CLOTS, DISRUPTIVE PUS DISCHARGE, POSSIBLE TUMOUR DEVELOPMENT, LOSS OF IMPORTANT BODILY FLUIDS, SCARRING FOR LIFE, PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE LEADING TO MENTAL HANDICAP AND TERMINAL-STAGE PIN-OPHOBIA (the fear of small metal pins..), I now file a lawsuit against Singapore Polytechnic for the above 9 charges related to malpractice and negligence, for the sum of 999999 million pounds in damages. -_-""""

Mother's Day on Sunday. Me and cousin took our moms out for dinner. Treated them to a nice little dinner at Fish & Co's at Park Mall. Ain't we just soo swEet?? =) Jkjk. T'was nothing reli. Just a simple gesture. Fish & Co were also full of other people treating their moms to dinner. Haha. We then watched XXX2 with cousin at plaza sing. Quite a cool movie i must say. But strictly for people who have a fetish for explosions. Hey, which other movie throws together vehicles like helicopters, sports cars, boats, trucks, presidential bullet trains, tanks and armoured personnel carriers?? AND my personal favourite: an aircraft carrier, the scene of a tank battle.

OH MAN, MOVIE TICKETS COST $9.50 ON SUNDAY NIGHT?? WHAT IS THE WORLD COMING TO....

Got a 3G phone, Nokia 6680. Pretty awesome phone. Best hp camera i've ever had, too. Though its video calling function is practically useless. Few people have 3G capability. So, next phone ya all buy MUST have 3G hor.. btw, 7600 still rocks! Trusty dependable phone. N furthermore, which other phone is shaped like a lEaF?? =)

OOoo.. late now. Should hit the sack. Good Morning guys!... ZZzzz.

jOhn thought at 4:57 PM